Groomer humor inspired products for client education, business builders, and gifts for pet lovers and pet professionals.

Visit our online store at cafepress.com/groomerisms for these designs and more on posters and other products to support your business, to give as gifts for your groomer or other friendly neighborhood pet professional, or just to browse and enjoy!

"You charge more than my hairdresser!" "Really? Your hairdresser charges less for a wash, cut, blow-dry, style, personal-area shave, manicure, pedicure and ear cleaning all while you tap-dance in your chair? And what does she charge if you bite her?"	Please Empty Your Dog! "Do you mind?" Thank You!	A tangle begins when pet hair ties itself in a knot! Tangles can happen anywhere but are most commonly found in the chest, neck, armpits, ears, tail, and belly. // A tangle here and there can be addressed with a good conditioner and a little brushing and combing. // Mats form when many neighboring hairs tangle together and begin to pull against each other. // Unchecked matting will continue to grow and merge with neighboring mats. // Large areas of interwoven hairs are called pelts because they come off in a sheet, still connected, even when they are shaved off of the animal. Click here to see the alternate "Tangle Chart", a colorized version without the explanatory text at 1000x750.